Sharin food with the women

Sharin food with the women Most of you who read my column know that I love women. Love. To me, women are to God? S best creation, and then some. The most fun and meaningful things that I? Ve done in my life involving women, and I? m most proud to admit. But even with all the things you have to do, even with all its Plüss, women are able to do a What drives me absolutely crazy. And then some. To illustrate what I want? I speak, I imagine a man and a woman in a nice restaurant. They? Review the menu again and ready for dinner. The waiter arrives to take your order, and proceeded to take the lady? s first. After drinking, asks the man what he wants to order. And here the conversation goes something like this ... Male:? Waiter, I? Ll take the roasted scallops with just a touch of lemon juice on them. Waiter: Yes, sir, an excellent choice. Women (men):? Gosh honey, I almost ordered it. Certainly it is not good, and I could not? Does not solve the Italian chicken and scallops. So no, I can not eat just one or two of them. You won? Matter, eh? ZING! That never fails - I hate when women do that! You? Never seen a guy for something, to look beyond the others? s ordered and say something different? Well God has ordained that there is something very tasty. Mind if I try when some of them do? If you happened to hear a guy say something like that? probably also discuss the interior design, window treatments, or even worse, because Clint Eastwood film is too violent. Not exactly a man? S man, sure. Moreover, women are deadly serious when they want to eat something off the pot. Any intention, when the food? s made to eat what they want. And this leads me crazy for two reasons: 1. There? S something inherently unhealthy about something that jabbing a fork? was back to eating his food. I mean, just think about it, is it possible? not be a good thing. I can almost see the hordes of germs pole vault which was flawed right fork down on my food. So, I can see running all around my flesh, small country by planting seeds of victory flags on what they say? Conquered in the name of Germobia. Finally, you can almost hear the laughter, and that germs jump on my fork, saying:? Well guys, we? s try a little 'dysentery our good friend Ed here? 2nd If a woman wants her badly enough food to eat away some of your plate, why not? It is not right for the object in the first place? What? S does not make sense to me - I? I asked a couple of ladies in the past, why not? Not only that, and I said? I just want a little ', and I would like someone I want to be close enough to you that I wanted to share the food we eat. Well, that all sounds romantic, but here? And the way it really works. If a woman has a plate, eat it and how? s going to call a big hole in your help. A big hole. The worst came over on you? ll protest that you want only a bite or two. Famous Last Words. It ends with a plate with little food in it, and? ll be so full that he falls asleep during the jouey home. On the other hand, if you have something of his pension and not? Is not, that still leaves a small hole in your pot. Then you have to do with the fact that their food is cold all the conversations that have occurred so far. However, you? Back to food, money, and even hunger. So, ladies, I love ya? Ll, but please stay the hell away from my plate. We need a couple of guys with things that you can enjoy themselves - things like going to the bathroom, the fight against the final on television, and food on our table. If the ladies will promise not to interfere with these three things, then? ll gladly promise to remain meek, hen-Peck, and that the guys whupped? ll come to know and love ...